{"title":"Home page","description":null,"products":[{"product_id":"bad-block-warm-up-block","title":"Bad Block Warm-up Block","description":"\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003e\"Don't blow your pulleys like your mom blows.....Just use a Bad Block\"\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThe block contains:\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e2x 20mm crimps (can do the elevator door pull on it)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x 12mm crimp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x 8mm crimp\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x Pinch\u003cbr\u003e\n\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x nail clippers\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x skin file\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e1x temperature and humidity sensor\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eA \"stash\" pocket\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eAdjustable rope (250lbf test)\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eWe've tested it to 200lbs...but if it breaks and you punch yourself in the face, we'll give you another one for free (at least try and get that on video).  \u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eFor you nerds - This is printed from ASA \u003cspan\u003e(acrylic styrene acrylonitrile). 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